Restaurant’s Extreme Burger Challenge Moved Down to Regular Menu
According to staff at Dusty’s Kitchen, the local restaurant’s extreme burger challenge, formerly described as “an insurmountable mountain of beef and cheese,” has recently been moved down to the regular dinner menu. “When we first started selling the Colossus Burger, we didn’t actually think more than a handful…
Kate Middleton Suffering From Morning Sickness
Just two months away from Kate Middleton’s speculated July due date, sources close to the Royal Family confirmed today the pregnant Duchess of Cambridge is in the throes of yet another case of morning sickness. “As has been the case several times in the past few months, Kate is feeling…
Massive Oil of Olay Slick Causing Fresher, Younger-Looking Fish
A freighter carrying a shipment of Oil of Olay regenerating cream has run-aground off the coast of eastern Sicily, leaking thousands of litres of the amino-peptide laden moisturiser into the sea. An Oil of Olay spokesman said: ‘We are working hard with the local authorities to clear up…
